I think if I wasn't scantily-clad all the time, my health would be a lot better. Just kidding, I actually do bundle up, contrary to popular belief. I wore earmuffs, gloves, and a scarf today on top of a winter jacket and boots -- and I was still cold.
In other news, I bought a human hand off the Canadian black market to drape my rings on.
Yeah you're right, Canada wouldn't have a black market... We're just too nice.
(My sarcasm is the only bitter medicine I've been taking for my recent illness.)
(No, I took some Tylenol Extra Strength.)
(Legit, my Holy Grail of pills.)
(Thank you, Tylenol. If I ever consider attempting suicide by overdose, it'd be you, I choose.)
(Oh, shoot, this just got too morbid.)